devon. rva. writing. reading things. naps. mass effect. overly sensitive. puppies and kitties. nice clothes. boys.


i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(via connespringer)




I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

(via unrealbro)



there’s a group of men on the tv answering a survey about “how much they really know about women” and they asked “which percentage of women do not orgasm from intercourse alone” and they all answered 15 when the real answer was 75 and their faces were just abysmal it gave me life

(via 666-slut)

Friend : I broke up with him
Me : You did the right thing . he was an asshole
Friend : We are back together
Me : Well done,i am so happy for you , he is such a nice guy.


My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard



woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf

this is literally the best post ever


where i belong

(Source: nevver, via morganperreault)