crackerassfaggotshit: beyoncethemessiah: Nicki Minaj’s best live moments. I got really embarrassed.
actualcannibalshialabe0uf: Bella: i know what you are. Edward: say it. say it out loud. Bella: actual cannibal shia labeouf
puppyluver43: sucks that we’re all lonely lil babies who like the wrong people
clanjohncy asked: "I’m pretty sure I’m turning into a parm bite." you're turning into a '90s mom
Picture post trades with Carlie 2.0
“I think I tried too hard with this one” “my feeble attempt to show you how much i appreciate your artistic time and effort. also i never brought you treats to UNIV.” Someone please stop me.
So I accidentally sent an email to my professor...
elisa-on-parade: with a bunch of pictures of Matt Smith and all this super creepy text, and I just got this email back from him: ….oh god.
What is the limit
to things I can do to humiliate myself?
I ate too many parm bites
I’m pretty sure I’m turning into a parm bite.
“he could get it” i say about men who aren’t even close to wanting it
xenite: “im probably the biggest nerd you’ll ever meet” “im probably the most random person ever” “youll never meet anyone like me” “im different from most girls”