tomdelawn: does anyone else have those moments were you go to take a drink from a bottle and for some reason you just dont manage to get it in your mouth and it all dribbles down your chin and shirt and it’s that moment that makes you feel like you couldn’t be more of a failure than you are now
a-creepy-weirdo-has: jewassicpark: ‘i’m a girl and i absolutely hate the color pink!’
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whalebiology: so I’m re-watching the first few seasons of Spongebob and I’m on the episode where Sponge and Pat think they flew a rocket to the Moon but really they’re still in Bikinibottom and… God at the beginning of the episode Spongebob is trying to get Sandy to take him with her to the Moon and she says nonchalantly, “No way Spongebob; especially not after your little mishap with my...
literallysame: can we bring this back
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1864impala: but if you don’t list your ships on your blog how do i know if we can be friends
galifianafuck: if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will: take car go to mum’s kill phil grab liz go to the winchester have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over
groovymuttations: “it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on