Carlie and I burned popcorn and spent a good five minutes vigorously fanning the fire alarms so they wouldn’t go off.
“I think I tried too hard with this one”
“my feeble attempt to show you how much i appreciate your artistic time and effort. also i never brought you treats to UNIV.”
Someone please stop me.
“So this happened”
“Somewhat regretting this already”
“I regret nothing”
“Yes I’m in my living room”