never have I seen another dog embody the reaction of my dog, Rosie, so well.

BBYZ IS GOING TO THE BEACH

AND I’M GONNA GET HOLLY IN AN HOUR AND A HALF

I PROBABLY SHOULD GET OFF THE INTERNET TO FINISH PACKING

I’LL BE GONE FOR A WEEK BUT OUR HOUSE HAS INTERNET SO DON’T THINK YOU’LL GET RID OF ME THAT EASILY

And then we high fived in my living room.

I was trying to change into pajama pants and forgot that I had tucked my shirt into my tights because it kept it from getting rumply under my skirt so I thought I had somehow gotten myself permanently stuck in these fucking tights and I was already living my life out in my head like it was an Oxygen movie with a low budget about some girl who was born with tights glued to her skin.

I need to stop drinking caffeine in the evening.

— Olan Rogers

crying, literally crying and I can’t breathe from how funny this is.