I was trying to change into pajama pants and forgot that I had tucked my shirt into my tights because it kept it from getting rumply under my skirt so I thought I had somehow gotten myself permanently stuck in these fucking tights and I was already living my life out in my head like it was an Oxygen movie with a low budget about some girl who was born with tights glued to her skin.
I need to stop drinking caffeine in the evening.
