Just learned that people send messages via writing on bananas at my mom’s work.  Her boss wrote this on her banana when my mom left her cubicle.

that came into my work two minutes before we closed trying to return a new game that they bought today when we told them explicitly that our policy isn’t extended to new games, just preowned ones and you tried to pull a fast one on us anyway.

and then you didn’t have enough money to buy the game and controller you wanted.

and then you tried to get a refund for the Duke Nukem game you bought today when the game wasn’t in the case.

WHO EVEN BUYS DUKE NUKEM?

Try again later.  Or just never come back.

It’s really interesting to try to work around language barriers.  I started talking and then he signed “I’m deaf” and it wasn’t really awkward between us, it was just a bunch of pointing and gesturing.  I’m used to trying to work around the Spanish language barrier but I’ve been speaking Spanish since the sixth grade so that’s fairly easy for me now but communicating without any actual words is kinda difficult…which in hindsight is obvious. It was really cool though because he was really nice and patient.  I do cool things at my job sometimes.

I SOLD A POWERUP CARD TODAY AT WORK COMPLETELY IN SPANISH.

MY SKILLS ARE UNMATCHED.

waiting for the redbull to kick in so I can get my work dooooone.

and if I look across the room, I casually have the two huge cardboard cutouts of Commander Shepard from the GameStop display that we had in the store.  Sorry not sorry.